pizza-party-for-one:

emmerichbot:

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this is it, my greatest contribution to the internet

I want this played at my funeral as my casket is lowered into the ground

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alynu:

trebaolofarabia:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

Teens always look terrified as customers.

I am always terrified as a customer.

dutchster:

when i see a clothing item i like and check the price tag

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